starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

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Simon - Mass Text

  • Simon:you guys I need a new band name give me ideas
  • Clary:Jordan Kyle and the other guys
  • Jordan:I like it
  • Jace:Brooklyn Virgins
  • Maia:we don't want to spread lies, Jace
  • Alec:Out of sync
  • Isabelle:science nerds on the block
  • Jordan:I think you're forgetting I'm in this band
  • Magnus:Glitter
  • Simon:it's needs two words
  • Clary:don't tell me you're actually considering some of these
  • Magnus:Glitter geeks
  • Jace:mangos and tomato soup
  • Alec:backstreet boys
  • Alec:wait
  • Isabelle:Google map direction
  • Jace:Rat! at the vampire lair
  • Clary:Artic hipsters
  • Alec:yy
  • Magnus:the gayborhood
  • Jace:lords of the comic books
  • Isabelle:falling into broken dreams
  • Alec:the fault in our bands names
  • Clary:An abundance of collectable action figures
  • Magnus:looking for girls with low standards
  • Sebastian:slaves to Sebastian Morgenstern the great
  • Simon:you can all leave now
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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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When your party connection turns down, you turn down.

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  • #party life #truth #party connection #turn down #turn down for what #why #party party party
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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

(via adhoorikahani)
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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed
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beyondthebooty:

Congratulations, you’re a father. Here is a guidebook to help you be a better parent.

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